Welcome all to the Corgi Boss launch day. If you are reading this
(and I’m sure there are not many of you), then you are what I’d like to
call an “early-adopter.” It’s a truth universally acknowledged that a
webcomic lacking an archive should be in want of an audience. That means
that with only one strip, this comic will be desperate for readers as
it builds its archive. So, I appreciate the early support that you’ve
given me (before I actually deserve it). Stick around while I add comics
every Tuesday and Thursday. It’ll be fun!
I take pride in the fact that I’ve never had a first day on the job
as bad as Joe Flaco’s. That said, I have assumed someone worked at a
place when in fact they did not. It quickly became awkward because I was
mistaken in the presumption that I could ask them to do work that they
quickly told was not going to happen.
As a bit of a leg-puller (or “asshole” as my girlfriend describes
it), I often fantasize about letting someone believe I work somewhere,
maybe a customer service job, and then providing ridiculously inaccurate
information so they look ridiculous in the future. Maybe, this is my
way of living out this fantasy…hmmm?