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Early Days at the Hobarken Herald

A Statement from President Dumpster-Fire

Questions and Nonanswers

Intersectionality

The Fall Guy Does His Job

The Boss's Big Speech

Old People Have No Filter

Eleanor Roosevelt

She's Very Pretty

I Object to Your Insinuations

A Treatise of Law and Order

Securing the Perimeter

The Man Left Behind

Death to Smoochie

A Multipurpose Parking Facility

Who's on the First Floor?

Able Was I Ere I Saw Elba

The Leg-Breaker

Relevant Experience

Performance Metrics

Credibility Crisis

The National Insecurity Advisor

Here's the Plan

Unflappable Joe Flaco

A One-Two Punch Below the Belt

Exclusive Montage

An Important Warning

Uneasy Lies the Head that Wears a Crown

Visiting the Pound

Editorial Control

Involved with the Bad Boy

Ships that Pass in the Night

He Doesn't Even Work There

Canine Soliloquy

Damn the Consequences

Reporters Shouldn't Use One-Liners

Crime and Punishment

What's Going on Today?

Don't Tase Me, Bro

A Questionable Promotion

Kimber's Black Dress

Internet Research

An Indecent Proposal

Kimber, Editor-in-Chief

The Fate of Mary's Blog

A Surprising Dinner Date

No Strings Attached

Intimate Details

The Unfair and Unbalanced Guy

Joe Tries to Bro

When the Press Conference Turns on You

The Hobarken Queens Meeting

The Morning Before the Big Meeting

The Cartoonist's Work

An Inappropriate Situation

A Clandestine Alliance

Trey Taurus's Surprise

Convincing Mama

Jailhouse Reunion

This Mama Chin Checks

The Deciding Vote

It Was the Heat of the Moment

Joe's Dark Secret

A Fate Worse Than Death

Reorganized Crime

Grim News and Payback

The Doormen at the Strip Club-Bingo-Parlor

Running into a Colleague

A Story of Self-Improvement

Mary and Trey on Leadership

Decisiveness Personified

An Unexpected Connection

Dinner Interrupted

He's Feeling Hemmed In

Undermined Leadership

Eunice Confronts Cranko

A Crucial Miscommunication

Mary's Interpersonal Relationships

Making Strides Toward Equality

Feds to the Rescue

The Concrete Weight of Disappointment

A Survivor's Self-Reflection

A Very Public Break-up

And Justice for the Boss

The Return from Elba

Short Detention Span

Coming to America

Panic in the Desert

Ooh, That's Cold!

Joe's Citizenship Test

Professional Obligations

Different Nightlife

The Other Detainees

Wild Nights with Thee

Joe's Initiation

His Alternate Identity

The President's Incoherence is Worsening

Calling in a Favor

Touring the Facility

Big Equis and Joe's Heart to Heart

With the Crybabies

Accountability Revealed

Aspersions Cast

Check the Guidelines First

The Boss Lays Out the Stakes

Kimber's Alternative Facts

Mary and Kiara Take Stock

Misinformation at the Hobarken Herald

Joe's Interview about the Virus

Coping with Breaking News

Boundaries Collapsing Like Jericho's Walls

Poor Reassurances

The Big Shutdown

Long-Distance Relationship

You Don't Say That Here

Keeping Busy Under Lockdown

Don't Touch My Personal Style

Kimber's Artisanal Mask

A Pandemic Breakup

Kiara Overshares

Joe's Nightmare

Kimber's Speech

The Ties that Bind

Interrupting an Argument

The Escape to Freedom

Looking to the Future

The New Candidate

Start of the Screw-Job

A New Fighter Appears

Kiara Shares Some News with Mary

Mary's Dubious Plan

Couples Therapy

Mary Goes Undercover

Checking Out the International Inquisition

The Dark Side of the International Inquistiion

Meathooks' Background

Joe's Sexual Anxiety

Joe's Bitin' Makes His Election Pitch

Dump's Pitch to America

Kiara Receives Her Mission